Stop what you're doing and imagine these companies sponsoring Virginia Tech

Which corporate sponsors could come to Virginia Tech, and what would some of the slogans be?
How would some Beamer BBQ sauce taste on some wings?
How would some Beamer BBQ sauce taste on some wings? | Joshua L. Jones / USA TODAY NETWORK via Imagn Images

The college athletics world is changing and changing very fast. We are in a new world of money where athletes are paired with Name, Image & Likeness (NIL), and the transfer portal has essentially become professional sports free agency.

Universities are always looking for a way to bring in as much revenue as they can to fund their big programs like football and basketball, but it's also important to spread the money around as well to other programs to be able to compete, and in Virginia Tech's case, the ACC.

Soaring to Glory got creative and posted some funny corporate sponsors for some of the top programs in the country, which got us thinking, which corporate sponsors with be a perfect fit for Virginia Tech? We asked ChatGPT to provide us with some corporate sponsors that would be great fits, and this is what it came up with. Boy, some are these would be absolutely perfect. Here is what ChatGPT came up with, and again, this is all for fun.

1. Hokie Home Repair

Slogan: "Fixing your house faster than a Hokie can score!"

2. Gobblers’ Gadgets

Slogan: "Where tech meets turkey, and innovation is always on the menu!"

3. Techie T-Shirts

Slogan: "Wear your pride, even if it’s a little wrinkled!"

4. Hokie Hydration Station

Slogan: "Quenching thirsts since the dawn of time—well, at least since last season!"

5. Lane's Lawn Care

Slogan: "Making your yard look as good as our game day field!"

6. Hokie Hilarity Comedy Club

Slogan: "Where the only thing funnier than our jokes is our rivalry!"

7. Beamer's BBQ Sauce

Slogan: "Slather it on like we slather on the wins!"

8. Nerdy Nibbles Snack Co.

Slogan: "Fueling your brain and your belly for finals and football!"

9. Gobblers' Go-Karts

Slogan: "Race to the end zone—just don’t forget to signal!"

10. Tech Tonic Spa

Slogan: "Relaxation for stressed students after a tough game!"

Now, which one would be you favorite?